FYI:

These are made of highest Quality smooth ‘velour’ feel-type double thick terry cotton fabric and cost me as of now right around $9.00 to obtain and then apply finish art work. When adding overhead i.e. my wholesale purchase price, time, labor of procurement & receiving, delivering for adding art work, fill orders, packaging, handling & shipping all included with total purchase price... go figure... can I just make a couple of buck$ for MY humorous & irreverent invention... geesh...

PS:

Most repeat orders are from very satisfied individuals whom compliment the “Size, Quality, Durability & Versatility” of these humorous Adult Bibs as:
 “This is a great commuter clothes saver!”
and...
“the perfect ‘gag’ gift!”
and...
“I now use my bib everywhere I eat!”
and...
“I keep one in my glove box and one at home!”
and...
“It rolls up like a burrito to bring along in my handbag!”
and...
“Once I went ‘splat’, I'll NEVER go back without my bib!”
Well now,
bless you...